Face touching chopsticks
Do you need to touch your face but COVID? Use face touching chopsticks to touch your face. Extra long ones available to social distance touch other people’s faces.
Fabulosity
Fabulosity is like luminoscity but makes you more fabulous. Luminosity is an absolute measure of radiated electromagnetic power (light), the radiant power emitted by a light-emitting object.[1][2]
Fegel Workouts
Subscribe to this new fad workout – kegels for your face!
Fryogenics
Choose your flavor for when you die and we will deep fry your remains. Lemon pepper General Tzo’s Spicy BBQ Crispy Cajun Comes with free dipping sauce. Pre-order now!
Bidezzeler
A Bidet that bedazzles your ass. Poof of glue. Poof of glitter.
Period panties
Period panties are for women, semicolon panties for men
Uber Doobie Doo
Your private joint delivery service. All drivers speak in a Scooby Doo voice.
Whoopie Cushion Bag Pipes
Add these whoopie cushion attachments to your bag pipes. Don’t have bag pipes? You can put them on your air mattress valve.